Hot, Hot, Heat
If you didn’t hate LeBron James before last night’s hour long masturbatory session on ESPN, you should now. Over and over during “The Decision,” LeBron stated that his ultimate decision to sign with the Miami Heat was based on the opportunity to play with his friends Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade. This would seem to … Read more
Summer of LeBron about to come to an end…finally
LeBron James is undoubtedly a great basketball player. He’s a global brand for Nike and even non-sports fans know his name and face. Hailing from Akron, Ohio, he’s already a legend in the state having now played for the Cleveland Cavaliers for the past 7 seasons. But the fact is, I didn’t actually start to … Read more
Big Brother 12 is one day away!
If you’re like me and watch a number of reality shows, then you most likely are a fan of the CBS amalgam of awesomeness known as Big Brother. For a number of reasons, BB is the king of all reality shows (sorry Survivor/Real World/American Idol). Between three episodes a week, houseguests lie, cheat, manipulate, and … Read more
First impresssions from a High Country transplant
It has been one year and a week or so since I moved to Boone, North Carolina. Boone is the self-proclaimed “Heart of the High Country” and home to Appalachian State University. Because it has been a full year, I now feel somewhat qualified (although readers may argue with this after reading my post) to … Read more
Talking toilets to lecture us on drinking
Well, the wonders of technology never cease to amaze. The state of New Mexico has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to people pissing in bars and restaurants. The device is called the “Wizmark” and subjects pissers to a female voice reading the following script: “Hey there, big guy. … Read more
What the hell is going on with eagles lately?
First, I give you a story about eagles wrecking havoc on a town in Alaska by flying into transmission lines with a deer head in its mouth and now this. Britain’s top female paraglider (who the hell knows how you get that title) was attacked by two “screeching” eagles while flying at about 8000 feet … Read more
One tough eagle…Stephen Colbert would be proud
One seriously motivated eagle crashed into transmission lines in Juneau, Alaska, causing about a 45-minute power outage. Was the eagle retarded or something? Wouldn’t it see the power lines? Well, in this case, the eagle was a bit weighed down because it was carrying (get ready for this)…a freaking deer head. Unfortunately, this Super Eagle … Read more
Hammered school bus driver wants to keep driving…while hammered
A school bus driver in Australia simply wanted to do his job. One tiny problem, though. He was 13 times over the legal alcohol limit. When stopped by police, 50-year-old David Stack made a perfectly reasonable request: “Can I finish my run, at least to drop these kids off?” In all fairness to Mr. Stack, … Read more
More fun with beastiality
Well, here we are back again with another magical tale of man-on-animal lovin’. This time the culprit is 20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin. While driving on October 11, Hathaway spots a dead deer along the side of the road. Not all that uncommon, right? So what does he do? He naturally drags it … Read more
Try to Picture This (just not before lunch)
In what is easily the funniest story ever about beastiality, this sick freak has set the bar at an unreasonably filthy level. Ronald Kuch (not sure how one would pronounce that last name, but the story becomes even funnier if it is “cooch”), a 44-year-old Saginaw, Michigan resident, was charged with beastiality after having sex … Read more
